“Kenny’s over there trying to like get in but we’re not gonna let him in cuz we don’t like Kenny. Nope.” — Pat Kirch
“I like singing songs, I like dancing along! I LOVE YOU!” — Pat Kirch
“you dont know the truth! the truth is written everywhere!!!” — Pat Kirch
“Alrighty, well now I am going to drop Garret off. Because I hate him. And I’m breaking up with him and I’m going home.” — Pat Kirch
“I got into a fight one time. I was at the mall. I was walking and this guy said ‘HEY! My sister wants her pants back.’ And then he walked into a pole and hit his balls. And uhm, I didn’t actually touch him but he got hurt right after he talked crap about me. So I won that fight.” — Pat Kirch