Pat Kirch Quotes

Kenny’s over there trying to like get in but we’re not gonna let him in cuz we don’t like Kenny. Nope.

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Pat Kirch

I like singing songs, I like dancing along! I LOVE YOU!

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Pat Kirch

you dont know the truth! the truth is written everywhere!!!

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Pat Kirch

Garret: So what just happened?
Pat: WE ALMOST DIED!!!
Garret: AGH Fuck!
Pat: and we're gonna die again...ahhh god!

Alrighty, well now I am going to drop Garret off. Because I hate him. And I’m breaking up with him and I’m going home.

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Pat Kirch

I got into a fight one time. I was at the mall. I was walking and this guy said ‘HEY! My sister wants her pants back.’ And then he walked into a pole and hit his balls. And uhm, I didn’t actually touch him but he got hurt right after he talked crap about me. So I won that fight.

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Pat Kirch